Band of Horses — “The Funeral”
a.k.a. The BEST song EVER
Ah-hee-hee...
I feel bad that 2 days AFTER i posted this joke, Michael Jackson died. But it was funny while he was alive.
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One is famous for WALKING ON THE MOON… The other other is famous for FCUKING LITTLE BOYS.
Those Little Rascals
Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: “How do you spell ‘dumb’?”
Darla says, “d-u-m-b, dumb.”
The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”
She says, “Buckwheat is dumb.”
The teacher says, “Now spell ‘stupid’.”
Darla says, “s-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.”
The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”
Darla says, “Buckwheat is stupid.”
When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, “Buckwheat, spell dictate.”
Buckwheat stands and says, “d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.”
The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”
Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, “I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!”
